Humorous words from a 6 year old.Like Philip on Facebook!Tumblr (3.0; @shitphilipsays)http://shitphilipsays.tumblr.com/Paulina: What's your favorite stroke?<br /> Philip: Underwater.http://shitphilipsays.tumblr.com/post/26591541046http://shitphilipsays.tumblr.com/post/26591541046Thu, 05 Jul 2012 20:02:24 -0400shit philip saysMom: Michelle's going to drive you to swim practice.<br /> Philip: I'm too young to die.http://shitphilipsays.tumblr.com/post/22641319963http://shitphilipsays.tumblr.com/post/22641319963Tue, 08 May 2012 02:26:04 -0400shit philip saysPhilip: Klaudia, truth or dare?<br /> Klaudia: Truth<br /> Philip: No, dare.http://shitphilipsays.tumblr.com/post/19323467575http://shitphilipsays.tumblr.com/post/19323467575Wed, 14 Mar 2012 22:00:00 -0400funnygingerlolshit philip saystruth or dare<p>I read movies.</p>http://shitphilipsays.tumblr.com/post/18987011293http://shitphilipsays.tumblr.com/post/18987011293Thu, 08 Mar 2012 23:02:53 -0500shit philip saysMom: You don't have to have big boobs.<br /> Philip: Oh yes you do!http://shitphilipsays.tumblr.com/post/18266264513http://shitphilipsays.tumblr.com/post/18266264513Sat, 25 Feb 2012 15:07:38 -0500shit philip sayslolfunnyboobsDad: Goodnight.<br /> Philip: Goodnight, dead body.http://shitphilipsays.tumblr.com/post/18159658376http://shitphilipsays.tumblr.com/post/18159658376Thu, 23 Feb 2012 19:59:41 -0500shit philip says“I hate my daddy because he speaks Polish and he farts and poops.”<br/><br/> - <em>Shit Philip Says</em>http://shitphilipsays.tumblr.com/post/18159518807http://shitphilipsays.tumblr.com/post/18159518807Thu, 23 Feb 2012 19:57:28 -0500shit philip says“Two words: jump off a cliff and die.”<br/><br/> - <em>Shit Philip Says</em>http://shitphilipsays.tumblr.com/post/17802497240http://shitphilipsays.tumblr.com/post/17802497240Fri, 17 Feb 2012 22:25:55 -0500shit philip saysKlaudia: I'm not a model.<br /> Philip: Oh yes you are!http://shitphilipsays.tumblr.com/post/17802469020http://shitphilipsays.tumblr.com/post/17802469020Fri, 17 Feb 2012 22:25:23 -0500shit philip saysCaroline: Sassiest six-year-old ever.<br /> Philip: I'm sassy.<br /> Philip: I'm sassy.<br /> Philip: I'm a BITCH.http://shitphilipsays.tumblr.com/post/17802415287http://shitphilipsays.tumblr.com/post/17802415287Fri, 17 Feb 2012 22:24:22 -0500shit philip says“SON OF A BITCH!”<br/><br/> - <em>Shit Philip Says</em>http://shitphilipsays.tumblr.com/post/17641104400http://shitphilipsays.tumblr.com/post/17641104400Tue, 14 Feb 2012 22:37:14 -0500shit philip says“Dad, turn the car to zero degrees, I have chocolate in my backpack.”<br/><br/> - <em>Shit Philip Says</em>http://shitphilipsays.tumblr.com/post/17641090889http://shitphilipsays.tumblr.com/post/17641090889Tue, 14 Feb 2012 22:36:59 -0500shit philip says“Dad, can you do me a favor? Put dynamite in your pants and jump off a cliff.”<br/><br/> - <em>Shit Philip Says</em>http://shitphilipsays.tumblr.com/post/17641068922http://shitphilipsays.tumblr.com/post/17641068922Tue, 14 Feb 2012 22:36:35 -0500shit philip says“What’s up, freaky bro?”<br/><br/> - <em>Shit Philip Says</em>http://shitphilipsays.tumblr.com/post/17585978294http://shitphilipsays.tumblr.com/post/17585978294Mon, 13 Feb 2012 21:20:18 -0500shit philip saysPhilip: Help me log onto Ebay.<br /> Klaudia: Ok, what's your password?<br /> Philip: 1234http://shitphilipsays.tumblr.com/post/17307277637http://shitphilipsays.tumblr.com/post/17307277637Thu, 09 Feb 2012 00:26:57 -0500shit philip saysCaroline: Get out of my kitchen!<br /> Philip: YOU CRAZY WOMAN. THIS IS WHY I DON'T NEED A WIFE.http://shitphilipsays.tumblr.com/post/17281144404http://shitphilipsays.tumblr.com/post/17281144404Wed, 08 Feb 2012 16:55:34 -0500shit philip saysMe: Philip, now that you have a blog you have to be funny.<br /> Philip: Why did the chicken cross the road?http://shitphilipsays.tumblr.com/post/17228860166http://shitphilipsays.tumblr.com/post/17228860166Tue, 07 Feb 2012 17:29:17 -0500shit philip says“I’m sexy and I hate it.”<br/><br/> - <em>Shit Philip Says</em>http://shitphilipsays.tumblr.com/post/17228794221http://shitphilipsays.tumblr.com/post/17228794221Tue, 07 Feb 2012 17:28:13 -0500shit philip saysMom: Go to sleep.<br /> Philip: Just let me kill this guy.http://shitphilipsays.tumblr.com/post/17198623118http://shitphilipsays.tumblr.com/post/17198623118Tue, 07 Feb 2012 00:39:27 -0500shit philip says<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz0ci3rJwZ1rp5evro1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Meet Philip.</p>http://shitphilipsays.tumblr.com/post/17198153983http://shitphilipsays.tumblr.com/post/17198153983Tue, 07 Feb 2012 00:27:39 -0500shit philip saysphilip